Duffy’s Removes Booths, Says “Let the bands play!”

Bartender: “Why don’t you like them (the new tables)?”

Me: “Well when you go to a restaurant and they say ‘table or booth’ what do you answer”?

Bartender: “Uh, booth”

Me: “You answered your own question...now get us some drinks!”

I’m pretty sure this wouldn’t happen in Toronto.